Sea of Troubles

Subatomic Humour

A Hydrogen ion walks into a bar, and tells the barman “I’ve lost an electron”. The barman replies “are you sure?”. “I’m positive!”

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. After a short conversation, he looks up and asks the barman what he owes for the drink. “For you, no charge”.

Courtesy of my (newly minted Co-Op Scholar) brother.

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